And now breaking for a brief interlude from the world of wool, I’d like to introduce you to ‘The Lumpford Files’. My aim here is to include in my blog a series of short yarns concerning the exploits of our lovable pet Labrador Rolo, fondly known as ‘The Lump’. This is a little piece, which may appear from time to time to inject a bit of fun. After all we can’t take ourselves too seriously now can we! Hopefully, before the sound of snores start wafting through the WiFi (which may have already occurred but as yet haven’t reached my ears). Let’s be honest here, even the most woolly headed of us, who truly adore everything yarny, felted, weaved, knitted or crocheted, need to untwine ourselves once in a while. Too much of a good thing, as the old saying goes!
Our very own impersonator
Oh no but, please not another Labrador tale you may say, which depicts the endeavors of one such of the chocolate variety. Especially not one that masquerades as famous folk. Groan, yes it is! I believe I mentioned ‘madness’ in my first post. As the title may suggest, ‘The Lumpford Files’ is a nod to that marvellous 70’s TV detective Jim Rockford of The Rockford Files (see what I did there!) For full effect I urge you to click on the link, the theme tune always brings a smile to my face. I’m sure it will bring back fond memories for many of you! Here he is our very own Jim Lumpford, who I’m sure you’ll agree bears a striking resemblance to James Garner’s tough guy character. Chiselled good looks, bone structure and that hint of ex con turned good.
So our lump of a friend here not only provides us with that true, loyal companionship we so often hear about in the breed. No sir, he can often be off on adventures pretending to be somebody else. Our very own impersonator if you will. Although officially named Rolo, that will likely change depending on the circumstances in which he finds himself. For instance below we can see him at full pelt, not to be mistaken for the powerhouse Linford Christie. The style is certainly not as graceful as the great man himself, but it has to be said he’s putting his all in!
Being from a nation of animal lovers, it is by now probably obvious that I join ranks with them. This dog is a constant companion in our family, a big, cuddly bear of a lump-a-dor whom we all love dearly.
So keep your eyes peeled for this master of disguise, who knows who he’ll present himself as next……and on that note it’s back to some knitting!